The wedding of SWFG and Trashy

Introduction
SmutpostCrusaders mod SWFG and user Trashy will be married on [date to be announced] after a long history composed of cuck-shaming, virgin-shaming, slut-shaming, sado-masochism, dick acquisitions, and emu gang rapes. This will be SWFG's first marriage (fucking turbovirgin, lol) and Trashy's second marriage after one divorce. Everyone in SMPC is invited. More information about the wedding can be found below.

Details

 * The wedding will take place in an Applebee's parking lot in Santa Monica.
 * The parking lot will be equipped with bullet-proof windows, as fulfilled by ——-
 * All Apple devices must be abandoned at the door, as ensured by Memette.
 * Microwaves are banned from the premises (due to being a high mortality risk for Dr. Gay).
 * There will be a pool that is filled with nothing but Sprite Cranberry, and only Certified Bottoms (e.g.: Blackyoin, Dr. Gay, Kekky, Memette) can swim in it.

Food and Drinks*
*All food and drinks are catered by ——- unless stated otherwise.
 * chicken tendies**
 * beef tendies
 * pork tendies
 * turkey tendies
 * fish tendies,
 * vegan tendies (basically spring rolls)
 * lamb tendies
 * 30 megaliters of vodka
 * milk

**All tendies are shaped like feet unless stated otherwise.

Staff and Guest List
Best Man: Mall Might

Caterer: ———— (equipped with AK-47s)

DJ: Drone (30% chance of death due to the wedding venue being in Santa Monica)

Greeter: Memette

Flower Girl: Pizzaprincess

Matron of Honor: Gemstuff

MC and Singer: Gadunka

(Agnostic) Preacher: Skull

Ring Bearer: Sour

Other Guests:

Blackyoin (first bottom bitch to be allowed into the Sprite Cranberry pool)

Dr. Gay (due to his high tendency of dying, he's to be protected from death at all costs)

Lebron James (invited to throw Sprite Cranberry at Blackyoin)

Ringo (invited to mainly prevent Dr. Gay's death, at Trashy's insistence he be kept alive for the entirety of the wedding and reception)

Various other JoJo characters, none of whom Drone can fuck because the Weasty Collar prevents it

Wedding Crashers (———-'s Watchlist):

Grandpa/D-BAOH (Will attempt to assassinate AT LEAST drone, with an indeterminable rate of success)

[more are being investigated and will probably be added to the watchlist]

Wedding Proper
Events to be added after the wedding.

Reception
Events to be added after the reception.

Miscellaneous Details
To be added as necessary.