Canismo

Biography
Resident server asshole and also a top quality memer. Known for his obsession with the monky gif and that one Wikihow pic of the guy doing the Heimlich maneuver on a baby, Canismo is always a cheery source of nihilistic optimism. He's interested in vore and fucking Mall Might. Canismo can usually be seen in general and degeneral scolding Jesus for insisting his heterosexuality. He is extremely prejudiced against mormons and protestants, asserting his fascist hierarchy of religious supremacy. Canismo spends his time wasting hours of his life away playing EU4. He hates Panera because their bread is too sweet. He oppresses minorities relentlessly and hates socialism, promoting nationalism at any possible second. Perhaps a /pol/lack in disguise, but we'll never know.

Spends a decent amount of time in VC arguing with Radical Jesus over absolutely nothing and very loudly lets playing games nobody has ever heard of.