Dr. Gay

High Mortality
Dr. Gay is the opposite of immortal, having died a total of 386,[cut for length] times due to various causes. He is the single, most death prone person in Stardick Cumsaders. He dies so often that his name in the server frequently fluctuates between having a "(ghost)" or "(X% resurrected)" attachment.

Two notable deaths of his were detailed in Trashy's canonical server fics, "100% Epic Memeboi/Dr. Gay Necro Fic" and "Blackyoin Vore Fuckfest Ultimate." These were, respectively, via fatally electrocuting himself with a microwave and choking on a chicken tender.

As shown by these fics, Dr. Gay can only be resurrected by his husbando Memette. This is achieved by Memette having to clench his asshole around Dr. Gay's rotting corpse penis and bringing him back to life via orgasm. This method is slowly being perfected by Memette, with the process going from taking many hours to complete to taking only a couple hours. Memette has stated that he is still trying to improve this method, eventually aiming to accomplish the desired result in only a few minutes time.

In the meantime, the best way to keep Dr. Gay alive is to keep him away from objects/situations/etc. that can easily kill him, like microwaves and chicken tenders. He doesn't like this arrangement, but he'll just have to deal with it until resurrection becomes easier to do.

Miscellaneous Details
He is of American (Hispanic) origin.

His biological sex cannot be determined (witnesses' statements conflict in impressions of him, and in reaction to his voice).

He frequently talks about being fucked by Jotaro Kujo or Guido Mista.

He ranks a B ("Not Criminals ...Yet / Ascending") on the SMPC Official Horny Tier List due to the simple fact that he usually wakes up feeling so horny.

He got taken off the Cuck List for political reasons.

He is objectively the best mod on SMPC.

He is the Dept. Head of Pornology on both SPC and SMPC.

He used to have a 100% official PhD in Pornology after taking a test on a 200% legitimate website, but it has since been revoked after he'd failed to renew his subscription to the website via credit card.

Despite the name, it actually cannot be confirmed or quantified just how gay Dr. Gay actually is. Will we ever know?