Mall Might

Biography
Known as the world's first gay crippled meatball, Mall Might is often neglected and chained within the basement of Stardick Cumsader's headquarters. Being kept on a strict diet on DS styluses and corn, Mall Might often prays to Radical Jesus to die, but he never answers, as he is usually kinkshaming Gem instead.

Mall Might has been noted to be in possession of the Infinity Gauntlet, but luckily without arms, he is unable to use it. It is theorized if Mall Might was able to use the Gauntlet, he would erase Stardick forever as revenge for the mental and physical torture, along with casting him out of Mormon heaven forever.

Despite this, Mall Might has also been observed to have darker tendencies, proudly claiming to have 500 gigabytes worth of special images on his computer, proving his character to be less of a hero than interpreted before in earlier lore. Though this is theorized to have happened due to Mall Might's constant exposure to Gem's Horny rampages and endless amounts of unfunny honk and monky circlejerks.