Radical Jesus

Biography
Part of the European Shitpost group, Jesus unfortunately is often at the front of Gem's Horny rampages along with the Mormon Mall Might, but he honestly deserves it for playing League of Legends and overall having shit taste. Obsessed with the gym, The Oblivion (2013) OST, Jesus mostly speaks in vine quotations in guttural grunts that are normally understood as "Dude no" and "Tacos and Burritos are different".

Jesus spends all of his work days on his knees before coming home and getting into stupid arguments with Macaroni and getting his ass slapped 10 times while making tacos, before going full disgusting feral goblin and eating it with a spoon probably.

Sexuality Controversy
Despite fighting again and again to claim his heterosexuality, Jesus has been attacked by the community at large for his rather confusing posting in #degeneral. Continuing his constant fight to obtain more Cioccolata rule34 and Bunny Joseph, Jesus is "Not gay bro" and "Just trying to get Dr. Gay more porn I swear stop looking into it."